and of course those who combined ‘do she got the booty’ with the equally short-lived ‘swiggity swag what’s in the bag’ to form ‘swiggity swooty do she got the booty’
okay but i was watching hannibal when that happened and
“swiggity swag, i’m a stag”
i started around 2011, with homestuck and sherlock, during the fall of the onceler fandom. i witnessed the mishapocalypse and fanpro. i saw the rises and falls of so many trends: flower crowns, sassygay[character] urls, homestuck askblogs, and “WHAT IS AIR”
but nothing before or after has every compared to the dangan ronpa fandom circa summer 2013
okay but batman standing outside arkham asylum banging pots together and screaming, “I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL YOU AINT GUNNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.
I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum.
i’m frankly astonished this wasn’t a real movie in the early 90s.
Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.
